Dear Luke Dashjr, here’s why I want to join the @TaprootWizards:

They're dirty spammers and should be spanked. It's immoral of them to turn a pristine mempool into a meme pool of degeneracy. The wizards are proof that they're sleazy criminals. I'm just going to hold onto one as evidence for when Elizabeth Warren calls them before congress.

Thanks for storing our wizard JPEGs on your node forever! 🧙‍♂️

@_curtisbrown_
P.S. Please stop eating cats